That mini heart attack you get when your parents yell your name

And you’re like

they found out.

So you get ready to cry and beg for forgiveness like

“I won’t do it again”

But then they ask you about something else and you’re like

(Source: sweeeeetnightmare, via funniest10k)

Home alone & I hear a noise

When your crush starts talking to you..

and You’re like:




Then you go all retard mode:


Then you think:


(Source: lets-always-be-stupid, via lulz-time)

I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back